“Before punk, I was known as Oscar Mild-Mannered.” - Oscar Wilde on Punk
Punk guitar generally follows follows three chords - Amajor, Dmajor, Emajor, and on rare occasions, Cmajor. It is not necessary to hit these chords accurately, or as played on your record. The crowd's copious malt liquor consumption and your "mine goes to 11" Marshall stack more than compensates for any musical fuckups. This is true for all subgenres of punk, excluding ska. In the late 70's, a few punk rockers disagreed. This earned them the title of "new wave faggots." While some claim they are still part of the punk family, anyone who tells you such is probably a balding poser who is pissed off that he never got to see Blondie in person. This was to be substantially repeated in the nineties, with the rise of such cuddly and refined bands as Blatz and blink-182. According to a study by Liberty University, for every extra chord the bands learned, their aggregate record review grade dropped by a whole letter grade.
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